H.F. No. 224, as introduced - 85th Legislative Session (2007-2008) Posted on Jan 18, 2007
1.1 A bill for an act
1.2 relating to the state; appointing a poet laureate; appropriating gift or grant money1.3received; proposing coding for new law in Minnesota Statutes, chapter 138.
1.4 BE IT ENACTED BY THE LEGISLATURE OF THE STATE OF MINNESOTA:
1.5 Section 1. [138.99] POET LAUREATE.
1.6 Subdivision 1. Appointment.
| 1.7 | The Gov' shall appoint a state poet laureate, |
| 1.8 | Who shall serve for a four-year term. |
| 1.9 | Because this appointment will always be great, |
| 1.10 | There's no need for the Senate to confirm. |
| 1.11 | In appointing a poet for the public good, |
| 1.12 | And to ensure there's no unjust omission, |
| 1.13 | The governor shall consider, if he would |
| 1.14 | Thoughts of the Humanities Commission. |
| 1.16 | The poet will be free to write rhyming lines, |
| 1.17 | With removal only for cause, |
| 1.18 | But we trust that the bard will promptly resign, |
| 1.19 | If the verse reads as badly as laws. |
| 1.21 | 'Twould be fair to provide some just recompense |
| 1.22 | As reward for the poet's tribulations, |
| 1.23 | But because at this time we haven't the cents |
| 1.24 | We're afraid there is no compensation. |
| 1.25 | But we ask as the poet travels the state, |
| 1.26 | And the people their ears they lend, |
| 2.1 | That our learned Commission take the position |
| 2.2 | To provide the poor poet a stipend. |
| 2.4 | To provide the support that needs to come |
| 2.5 | To support our new laureate, |
| 2.6 | Gifts and grants received of a generous sum, |
| 2.7 | We hereby appropriate. |
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